Pumas

House Master - Madam Zaakirah Abrahams

We’re the South African Pumas, and we don’t just prowl — we pounce for gold like it’s the World Cup final!  

Our claws are sharpened, our green jerseys are louder than a vuvuzela at kickoff, and we bite harder than load-shedding.  

Forget the Big Five, we’re the Fast Five: sprinting, scoring, soaring, and stealing every point in sight.  

Our game plan? Spot the gap, dash like we’re chasing the last boerie roll at tuck shop, and roar.  

We don’t play cat and mouse — we play cat and trophy, and guess who’s taking it home?  

Yellow cards? Nah, we only see green — green flags, green lights, green Pumas charging through.  

Other houses better check their goals, because a Puma’s already napping in their net.  

We’ve got World Cup fever and jungle heat, so stand back or get tackled by a team with nine lives and zero chill.  

When the whistle blows, we don’t freeze — we puma-nce on every chance like it’s the 90th minute.  

Green machine, mean machine, World Cup dream team: South African Pumas — we’re here to make history, not just tracks!